freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

image

"better get off Tumblr now"

disneyismyescape:

bacon-and-cute-butts:

image"but wait what is that?!"

so accurate it hurts

ocurences:

i like to tumblr all day

and tumblr all night

thats how i like to live my (lame) life 

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
  • cumnog:

    when you keep losing followers and don’t know why

    image

    unjolras:

    my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

    HOLD UP SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR I WANNA LEARN ABOUT PENIS GENETICS

    meatbicyclevevo:

    vineofficial:

    So if a dad has a big dick and the son doesn’t, could that be cuz he inherited that from his mother? Like can a woman carry the penis gene or nah

    U inherit ur mother’s strap on

    bespectacledbisexual:

    this is one of my favorite facts i’ve found on wikipedia

    kidz-boop:

    mylifeasqueenb:

    girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

    yes
    sniperj0e:

the 3D on this thing is unreal

    sniperj0e:

    the 3D on this thing is unreal

    deadendfury:

    weloveshortvideos:

    Whachu know bout me

    Vine by Wyn Wiley

    black dude on the right is rly feeling himself bless

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